Did God really say I should put my porta potty off-site?
Yes … yes he did.
Sort of.
What God said was: “Designate a place outside the camp where you can go to relieve yourself.” Deuteronomy 23:12
So boys, take it to the woods. Don’t simply step around the corner and go. Let’s keep our streets, sidewalks, and school grounds safe and clean. God thanks you and the rest of us thank you.
Funny. I never even considered that God cared about where we put the septic tank on our lot.