Once while Old Pete be in Caesarea he met with a feller named Cornelius, a centurion with tha Italian Regiment. Cornelius and all his family whar devout and God-fearing folk. Old Pete began ter tell all ’bout his time with tha Sun. His account went sumpin like this.
“Skipper anointed his Sun with tha Holy Spirit of Truth and with power ter heal all who whar under tha dominion of darkness, which be tha devil’s own port of call. Then Skipper raised up tha Sun from Davy Jones.
“Raised him, he did. Only not all seen tha Sun but only them who Skip had picked ter see him. Most remained in darkness. A few ate and drank with tha Sun in his glorified up-from-tha-grave body. This Sun, our savior, Skipper then appointed ter be judge of both tha living and tha dead. Ever one who believes in tha Sun receives fergiveness of thar sins.”
Now while Old Pete shared all this, tha Holy Spirit of Truth interrupted his pontificating and fell on all who heard Old Pete’s message.
Right then Old Pete pipes up and says, “Kin anyone keep these fellers from being baptized with water? Why I reckon not!” So Old Pete ordered that all who heard his message and fell under tha power of tha Holy Spirit of Truth be baptized with water in ter tha name of tha Sun, Jesus Christ.
And so it whar and so it will be until tha glorious returning of tha Sun at tha end of all times.
Cornelius took a great risk in bringing a Jew in ter his home, fer as ya well know, it whar Roman soldiers who drove nails and spikes in ter tha body of tha Sun. Old Pete took a great risk in visiting with Cornelius and his family, fer Jews whar ferbidden from being in tha home of “unclean Gentiles.” Only when tha Holy Spirit of Truth comes upon folks all our prejudices fall away, fer we all be made in tha image of Skip and Skip desires that all be saved.
Question be: ‘ave ya repented of yer sins? ‘Ave ya believed in tha Sun? ‘Ave ya in trusted yer life in ter tha Sun’s arms? ‘Ave ya been baptized in both water and his Holy Spirit of Truth?
If not, will ya do so ter day? Yer very soul hangs in tha balance.