Tempted By Satan

Mark 1:12-13

He was in the wilderness forty days, being tempted by Satan. (Mark 1:13)

Son as tha Son took a dip fer Skip tha Holy Spirit of Truth compelled him ter go in ter tha wilderness. This whar not tha first time Skipper or his Spirit give a feller a hard nudge ter send ’em off in ter tha unknown.

Sent Inter the Wild Ter Be Tempted By Satan

Right after Adam and Eve messed up, Skip kicked ’em out of tha Garden. Keep in mind, all manner of animals and wild beasts be roaming about back then. Why, only a few days ‘fore tha pair got tha boot, Adam and Eve whar playing with the lioness and her cubs. But after thar sin, with ’em being on tha outside looking in, that lioness and her cubs whar near ’bout ready ter tear tha couple from limb ter limb.

Such be tha attitude of tha wild things that live under tha curse of sin.

Whilst trapped as slaves in Egypt, Skip commanded his chosen ones ter go in ter tha wild. At first they be excited fer tha adventure, but after a month or more of roaming about, they got ter grumbling and complaining. Had it been put ter a vote, most would ‘ave voted ter return ter thar old lives of slavery. Like with Adam and Eve, Skip fixed it so they not be able ter go back. He sealed off that route when he flooded the Reed Sea.

Better Ter Live Free and Die Than Ne’er Live

Better ter live free and die, than ter die without ne’er living: that be tha abundant life offered by tha Son.

Elijah got sent inter tha wild.

David fled inter tha wild.

Most all of us gets ter spend time in tha wild.

Often in tha wild ya not be knowing whar yer next meal ‘ill come from or if ya ‘ill find water or shelter. In tha wild yer sandals wear out, feet get tuckered out, cloak be turned inside out on account of it so worn its innards be its outards. Worse, in the wild be whar temptations breed.

Tempted By Satan

We be most vulnerable ter Satan’s attacks after a great victory, when we be emotionally and physically tuckered out, isolated, or angry. In the case of the Son, he jest enjoyed praise from his father in heaven. “This is my own dear son with whom I am pleased.”

Right after this the Holy Spirit of Truth sent the Son inter the wild. Isolated, famished from fasting for forty days, no doubt reflecting on the praise from his father the Son might ‘ave reason ter get a bit riled up due ter his circumstances. Victory followed by isolation followed by hunger and fatigue followed by anger. This be when Satan appeared ter the Son.

Only later, after the Son resisted the devil with the Sword of the Spirit—the words of Skipper—did angels attend ter his needs.

Keep a Weather Eye Out fer Trouble and Temptation

Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. (1 Peter 5:8)

Be thar a wild trek ya be avoiding? Be thar a wild place yer trying ter escape? Be thar a time of testing ya need ter go through in order to rely on Skipper’s words fer your nourishment, as yer weapon, as his affirming love, as his peace? The Son be our example. In the wild he endured the testing and passed by resisting the devil with faith in the words of Skipper.

If ya be wandering about in a wilderness, know this: Skipper be with ya among tha wild things. He gives us his word and sent The Word ter be our model fer how ter endure. Ter be sure we wish Skip would simply hoist us on ter his back and carry us out of tha wilderness, but most times he wants us ter have more of his strength, more of his stamina, more faith in him and less confidence in our ownselves.

Of this ya kin be sure: getting more of Skip whilst we be in a wild be a right fair trade. And when the time of testing be concluded and we ‘ave passed without givin’ inter temptation, Skip ‘ill be standing thar waiting ter welcome ya back with these words: “This is my own dear child with whom I am pleased.”

If ya feel tha Holy Spirit of Truth nudging ya ter take a hike in ter tha wild, confirm tha call with Skip. Then if confident the wild be yer course, set off without delay.

A feller who sits on his duff and does tha same thing all day ‘ill seldom ‘ave a tale ter tell or faith that won’ fail. Fer that ya ‘ave ter go ter whar tha wild things roam.

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 Lord, give me yer strength ter submit ter you. Fer well I know when I do, I kin resist the devil, and he ‘ill ‘ave no choice but ter flee. (James 4:7)

Pirate Fact

Folks from all walks of life came ter be pirates, not jest murdering, lying, thieving, thugs and rascals. Tha pirate William Kidd whar a young lad from a wealthy family who later took up pirating whilst on a mission trip ter hunt pirates. Later he whar executed for piracy. Whilst ya seeking ter root out sin in others careful ya don’ get entangled in it yer self. When tempted by Satan look ter see if yer coming off a victory. If so, watch that ya not fall fer tha thing ya won.

Tempted By Satan

Beginning of the Good News

The Pirate Gospel: Mark 1:1-8

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. (John 1:1)

Because Skip’s words go forth and bring life we find at the beginning of John Mark’s tale that all folks whar flocking ter a strange prophet who whar telling folks ter repent, be baptized, and come inter the kingdom of heaven.

All the country of Judea was going out to John the Baptist, and all the people of Jerusalem. (Mark 1:5)

John Mark appears ter ‘ave spent a goodly amount of time listening ter the preaching of Simon Peter and making notes. Fer a time John Mark ministered with Saul Paul and Barnabas, but then the lad got a bad case of homesickness and jumped ship.

Though at first Saul Paul refused ter take John Mark back, at the end of his life Saul Paul pleads with Timothy ter come quickly and bring Saul Paul’s cloak, parchments (perhaps so Saul Paul could pen more letters), and scrolls (so as ter read more of Skipper’s words) and John Mark, fer he whar helpful in Paul’s ministry.

It might be said of John Mark that he learned under a pair of Skip’s greatest Good Spiel messengers—Old Pete and Saul Paul.

When we read John Mark’s words it be as if through the Holy Spirit of Truth we be transported back ter the first century and enjoy a front row seat of the Son’s travels, actions, and words.

The Beginning of the Good News

The beginning of the good news about Jesus the Messiah, the Son of God. (Mark 1:1)

After reading short passages of John Mark’s tale, close yer eyes. Feel the dust on the tops of yer feet, the caked mud ‘tween yer toes. Taste the salt of sweat in yer mouth whilst the sun bakes down on you. Hear the murmuring of others whilst the Son’s words echo off buildings. Inhale the odor of sheep and cattle being led ter stalls near the perimeter of Jerusalem.

How Will We Respond to this Good News?

If this whar yer first time hearing, how would you respond ter the Son’s words? This be our challenge: ter hear afresh these loving and hope-filled words of Skipper spoken about his boy.

The Message of John the Baptizer

John the Baptizer appeared preaching a baptism of repentance fer the forgiveness of sins. As folks whar confessing their sins, they whar baptized. While all of ’em in Judea and all the people of Jerusalem whar traipsing out ter hear John, he let ’em know though baptized with water, but the one coming after him would baptize with the Holy Spirit of Truth. The prophet Malachi had promised:

“I will send my messenger ahead of you, who will prepare your way.” (Malachi 3:1)

The prophet Isaiah called folks ter cut a straight path fer the Lord ter come.

“Prepare the way for the Lord, make straight paths for him.” (Isaiah 40:3)

Our Response ter This Good News

This be our challenge from John: that we be washed clean in waters of baptism as ah testimony of our filthy spirit—that we repent, and prepare to meet the one Skipper ‘ill send ter take away all our sins.

John preached of how all the wrong we done kin be cleared off Skipper’s ledger when we come in ter the Son. No matter how bad ah thing you think you done, the Son kin wash away all filth if only we ‘ill come ter him, confess, and be saved by his nail-scarred hand.

Repentance be our deliberate act of turning away from sin and turning towards Skipper’s righteousness.  Skipper always grants fergiveness when thar be true repentance.

Fact be, the Son fergave all who came ter him, even ’em who didn’ ask fer fergiveness. Like the free food he served up ter ’em who whar hungry, the Son doled out fergiveness ter all. Fergiveness be not conditional upon our response. Fergiveness simply be the character of Skipper and his Son. But livin’ as one fergiven and free from sin flows from a life marked by repentancebaptismand being led by the Holy Spirit of Truth.

This be the theme and message of this tale from John Mark: that we receive the love, grace, mercy and fergiveness of Skipper and his Son in order that we be counted as one of thar crew.

What says you? Will you cast yer lot with the Son and sail ter paradise aboard Skip’s good ship of fellership?

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Lord, look with favor on me ’cause of yer loving-kindness. ‘Cause of yer great love take away my wrong-doing. Wash me clean of my sins. (Psalm 51:1-2)

Pirate Facts

Although technically not ah rank, Swab be ah sailor who mops the decks using the swab is called ah “swabbie.” The term has come to describe someone who is not held in high regard by the commanders and crew. Many of ’em who came ter hear John the Baptizer whar of the sort held in low regard by religious folk. Praise be Skip looks at our heart, not up our outward appearances.

You Observe Your Own Traditions

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You Observe Your Own Traditions
You Observe Your Own Traditions

“You have let go of the commands of God.” –  Mark 7:8 (Mark 7:8-9)

A hypocrite be a person who pretends ter be be religious, pious, virtuous but doth not behave like they believe tha things they spout. A good many like ter call tha Pharisees of tha Son’s day hypocrites and even tha Son called ’em as much.

“Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you hypocrites. Your teachings are but rules taught by men.  You have abandoned the commands of God and set aside the commands of my Father in order to observe your own traditions.”

Back then tha religious leaders put thar own rules and traditions above Skipper’s Code of Conduct. Folks been doing such ever sense. Some ter day claim that knowing how ter live out tha “Christian faith” be revealed in “Scripture, illumined by tradition, vivified in personal experience, and confirmed by reason.”

  • They like ter say Skip’s Code of Conduct carries more weight than tradition, experience, and reason, but then they turn around and reason that Skip doth not mean what he says in Scripture.
  • They teach folks ter abandon tha commands of Skip on account of Skip’s words no longer match tha “real world life experience” of folks.
  • They set aside tha commands of tha Son’s Father in order ter spout thar own thoughts and advance thar own agendas.
  • They teach from books written by men with rules taught by men ’bout how Skipper welcomes ever one in ter his presence jest as they are: no need ter turn from sin, turn ter him, confess sins — jest “be and live free!”

During tha Son’s day religious teachers put heavy burdens on folks ter meet Skip’s moral standards. These days it be religious teachers removing all restraints and telling folks Skip’s moral standards doth not matter.

In both instances tha Son calls such folks hypocrites, fer they preach and teach things contrary ter Skip’s words.

Tha Son says, “Out of a person’s heart come evil thoughts: sexual immorality, theft, murder, adultery, greed, malice, deceit, lewdness, envy, slander, arrogance and folly. All these evils defile a person.”

Tha Son says these sins malign Skipper’s holy temple (our body)

  • Sexual immorality (consensual sexual relations between two people not married to each other, having more than one wife or husband at the same time, rape, incest, homosexuality, sexual relations between a person and an animal, pornography)
  • Adultery (willful sexual relations between a married person and a person who is not his or her spouse)
  • Lewdness (open and public indecency tending to corrupt the morals of the community; gross or wanton indecency in sexual relations)

Tha Son says these sins hurt other folks

  • Theft
  • Murder
  • Greed

Tha Son says these sins malign other folks

  • Malice
  • Slander
  • Deceit

Tha Son says these sins malign a person’s character

  • Envy
  • Arrogance
  • Folly

Tha Son warns that these evil acts be what defile a person and make ’em unclean — not failing ter wash thar hands. If ya wish ter keep yer self clean as ya kin be — and even then we be muddier than a hog — then set aside tha worlds rules fer living and observe tha commands, words, instructions, and guidance fer pure living as found in Skip’s Code of Conduct.

Skip’s Code kin not save a feller, but it kin show ya what holy living be looking like.

Doth not be a hypocrite. Behave as if ya believe tha Son be yer Lord and Savior.

Your Hearts Are Far From Me

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Your Hearts Are Far From Me

“These people honor me with their lips,
but their hearts are far from me.” – Mark 7:6 (Mark 7:1-6)

Once after tha Son and his mates healed sinners and Samaritans, some Pharisees asked tha Son, “Why don’t your disciples live according to the traditions of the elders and wash their hands after leaving the marketplace?”

Now back then, them holding to tha tradition of tha elders would not take so much as one bite unless they give thar hands a thorough washing. This be especially so after they come from tha marketplace. They also kept many other traditions, such as washing of cups, pitchers and kettles fer eating.

No doubt, ya may ‘ave heard yer mum say sumpin like, “Wash yer hands ‘fore coming ter tha table. Cleanliness be next ter godliness.”

Only personal hygiene not be tha thing that riled tha Pharisees and teachers of tha law. No, tha thing that stuck in thar craw be tha riffraff tha Son and his mates hung out with. Tha snooty, critical attitude of tha religious leaders be in opposition ter tha welcoming, loving approach of tha Son: in fact, be an affront ter tha Son.

“You honor me with your lips,” tha Son said, “but your hearts are far from me.”

A long time later in tha Revelation of him self tha Son charged folks in tha Church in Ephesus with a similar attitude.

“I hold this against you: You have forsaken the love you had at first. Consider how far you have fallen!” (Revelation 2:4)

Ter be sure them in Ephesus meant well. They be busy ’bout helping others. They refused ter tolerate wicked people. They tested them who claimed ter be apostles, but missed tha mark. They persevered and endured hardships fer tha sake of tha Son and Skipper. They pressed on without growing weary. And still tha Son warned that if they refused ter come back in ter his arms and love him with all thar heart he would remove thar influence and authority.

A good many folks and crew and congregates be like tha Pharisees and teachers of the law and them in Ephesus. With thar lips they spout a good line ’bout loving tha Son, but thar hearts be elsewhere.

Fer some thar hearts be on traditions they growed up with.
Fer some thar hearts be on making sure all keep ter tha rules and kicking out any who step out of line.
Fer some thar hearts be on meeting tha physical needs of others whilst failing ter point folks back ter tha Son.
Fer some thar hearts be on accepting all without correcting and rebuking any — even tha most unrepentant sinners.

All miss tha mark. Our first task ought always ter be ter fall in ter tha arms of tha Son and love him only. This be right easy ter do when we think on how little we deserve his love and how great his love be fer us.

If ya think ya deserve tha Son’s love then ya think ter highly of yer self. Only way ter get shed of that attitude and come out of tha darkness and in ter tha Son’s light, be ter exchange yer life fer tha Son’s. Only then kin ya love others with tha love Skipper has fer ya. Question be: will ya?

 

Walking on Waves Be a Fer Piece Easier Than Pulling Oars on a Tiny Boat

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Walking on Waves Be a Fer Piece Easier Than Pulling Oars on a Tiny Boat

Before dawn Jesus went out to them, walking on the lake. – Mark 6:48 (Mark 6:45-51)

After tha Son dismissed tha crowd he made his disciples get in ter tha tiny boat and sail ahead of him ter tha other side of tha lake. Once his mates sailed on, tha Son went (at last) up on a mountainside ter rest and pray and think ’bout his cousin John who King Herod had beheaded.

When evening come, tha Son be alone on land. Far below he seen his mates in that tiny boat straining at tha oars. Tha wind be up and agin them. Waves be breaking over tha bow. Around three a.m. or so, tha Son went down ter tha shore and began walking on tha lake, fer tha shortest line from whar he be ter tha village of Bethsaida be straight across tha water.

When he caught up ter tha boat he kept walking like he was ’bout ter stroll on past. Right then his mates cried out, “It be a ghost!”

Tha Son stopped, wheeled and said ter ’em, “Take courage. It is I. Do not be afraid.”

Now Old Pete, being a feller who always be seeking ter show he be bold and such, climbed out of tha boat and began walking on water like tha Son. Only, he didn’t get all tha way ter tha Son fer he got scared and started ter sink.

Tha Son fetched up Old Pete and both of ’em clambered in ter tha tiny boat. Soon as tha Son be settled, tha wind died down, waves backed off. All became calm, fer in tha Son we find a sort of peace no man kin explain. Another peculiar thing happened, as well. Immediately tha boat reached tha shore whar they be heading.

Now think on this a wee little bit:
Tha Son sent his mates ahead of him in tha tiny boat.
Tha Son no doubt knowed a squall would come up in tha night.
Tha Son prayed and got a good night’s rest (most likely) on soft green grass while his mates struggled ter make way.
Tha Son rose around 3 a.m., seen his mates struggling, but did not rebuke tha waves and wind as at other times.
Tha Son strolled out ter whar his mates be in tha boat and looked ter be going on without even stopping.
Tha Son only paused ter help when his mates cried out in terror.

Why, ya may ask, doth tha Son behave this way? How come he sent his mates in ter a squall without fair warning? How come he ne’er lifted a finger ter help ’em ’till they worked near all night and even then he acted like he didn’ care?

‘Ave ya ever felt like Skipper sent ya in ter a storm without any regard fer how things ‘ill turn out? If so, think on this: tha Son knowed tha whole time whar that tiny boat be. Knowed and cared. Only sometimes, most times I reckon, tha Son figures we kin do tha normal stuff on our own — like row a boat — if only we ‘ill make tha effort. And even if we doth not work out as we hope, thar be lessons ter be learned and bonds ter be formed, and thanks ter be offered ter Skipper once tha storm ‘as passed.

Ne’er think tha Son and Skip don’ know tha fix ya be in. Only also know that we be made in Skip’s image. That means we got brains and smarts and a wee bit of creativity.

Use yer skull fer some thing other than a hat rack.

Check tha weather fer ya sail at night. Take mates with ya who ‘ave strong backs. And if ya see what looks ter be a ghost walking past on tha water, ask if ya kin step out and stroll along side. Might be walking on waves be a fer piece easier than pulling oars in a tiny boat.

They Got in a Boat and Set Sail Fer a Solitary Place

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They Got in a Boat and Set Sail Fer a Solitary Place

“Come with me by yourselves to a quiet place and get some rest.” – Mark 6:31 (Mark 6:31-44)

Tha Son said ter his mates, “Come with me by yourselves to a quiet place and get some rest.”

So they got in a boat and set sail fer a solitary place. Only when they beached tha boat, tha Son saw such a large crowd that his heart near broke. Right then he began ter teach folks on account of most be hungry fer sound teaching in Skipper’s ways.

Come supper time, tha Son’s mates piped up and suggested he shut down tha affair so folks could wander off ter get a bite ter eat.

“You feed them,” tha Son said.

His crew replied, “Why, we don’t ‘ave that kind of money. Would take more than half a year’s wages ter feed such a crowd. Are we ter go and spend that much on these folks?”

One of his crew went ter tha boat and found five loaves of bread and two fish. Tha Son ordered his crew ter have folks sit in groups of hundreds and fifties. Then taking tha five loaves and tha two fish he looked up ter heaven, gave thanks and broke the loaves. Then he gave tha meal ter his disciples ter distribute. He done tha same with tha two fish. Ever lass and feller ate all they wanted. When tha affair be over tha Son ordered his mates ter pick up all that scraps so that nothing would be wasted. They ended up with twelve basketfuls of broken pieces of bread and fish.

Now think on this a wee little bit:
* Tha crew had set sail ter get some rest but instead of napping on green grass, tha Son put ’em ter work feeding folks.
* Tha crew had it in thar mind ter send ever one away;  tha Son had it in his mind ter have compassion on all who come ter him.
* Tha crew seen how hungry folks be getting;  tha Son seen how hungry folks be fer tha words of Skipper.
* Tha crew complained they hath not tha funds ter feed all them folks; tha Son knowed tha truth of thar miserly hearts and simply ask ’em ter round up what food they could.
* Tha crew knowed thar not be enough food ter go ’round;  tha Son simply looked up in ter tha face of Skipper and said “thank you, Father.” With Skipper thar always be enough and more.

Thar be all manner of things we could say ’bout this picnic by tha lake, but we ‘ought ne’er ter fergit this one thing: when desperate, hungry folks come ter tha Son he didn’  send ’em packing. No, he had ’em sit fer a spell and fed ’em ’till thar bellies be filled with fish and bread and thar minds be full of Skip’s living words.

Start whar ya be. Start with what ya ‘ave. Start now. Feed ’till all be full.

One day ya ‘ill look back on them ya fed with Skip’s words and find yer self both thankful and grateful fer tha chance ter be counted as a mess-mate fer tha Son, of this ya kin be sure.

Worm Poop

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Worm Poop

“John, whom I beheaded, has been raised from the dead!” – Mark 6:16  (Mark 6:14-29)

When that black-hearted Herod Antipas spouted “John, whom I beheaded, has been raised from the dead!, he be thinking that Skipper’s Son be a dead feller raised from tha grave — tha Son’s very own first cousin, in fact. He had no idea how prophetic his words be.

Now Herod Smarty Antipants be a right vile feller. He had John tha Baptist beheaded. This he commanded on account of he invited his niece ter dance fer him — perhaps in a provocative way — and he be so pleased with her dancing that he promised her any gift she wanted. At her mother’s urging she asked fer tha head of John tha Baptist. Tha girl’s mum, Herodias, nursed a grudge against John on account of Herod Antipas had gone agin Skipper’s Code of Conduct with regards ter sexual sin and married his brother’s wife. Such a thing ought ne’er ter happen. But thar it whar: tha king sleeping with and married ter his sister-in-law. So tha misses says, “Off with his head!”

Later Smarty Antipants had James, tha brother of tha disciple John, beheaded on account of this pleased folks, and he would ‘ave no doubt had tha disciple Peter beheaded, only Skipper sent angels ter rescue Old Pete. Furious that a prisoner escaped, tha king had tha guards who be keeping watch over Old Pete killed.

Our conscience ought ter continually remind us of Skip’s moral standards. Our conscience be tha eye of tha soul which fixes its gaze on either Skip or toward some other little god. This be why ever person ‘as a different standard fer what be right and wrong.

Tha end of Herod Antipas be that he claimed Skip’s glory fer himself. As a result Skipper struck Smarty Antipants dead. Alive one minute: worms eating his flesh tha next.

John tha Baptist rose from tha grave with tha Son — as do all who be in tha Son.
Worms pooted out Smarty Antipants.

Choice be ours: we kin follow tha Son and Skip or follow another little god. One leads ter life, tha rest lead ter worm-low standards. In tha end ever feller and lass has ter pick.